Where do we apply? Right here? Id like to be considered because im too poor to buy this and anything else for myself. As the thankless father of a household, i spend my time money and energy on things for my family. (worth it) However, It would be nice if somebody spoiled me like i try to them Im no Blanche Dubois, relying on the kindness of strangers, but sometimes im pleasantly surprised by the kindness of strangers