Attachment 29658

I know, I know. They're not supposed to know what's in the parcel. And sure, Covid is super duper scary and deadly. But there's a signature required to receive this parcel, and this is as prescribed by regulation of the CFO/RCMP. But let's go ahead and forget about legislation because it's inconvenient and impractical for the time being. Instead, let's blame law abiding gun owners for the crimes committed by gang bangers and deranged confidential informants posing as denturists.

At least they didn't leave it on the front porch like they did with a shotgun a few years ago.